The Founders run at Western Park, Yarralumla (and MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU 1000)
And so it was,
Every year the hash gathers at the site of the Founders run, or as close to it as possible.
Every year the number of founders gets less and less. This year, there were none!!!
Even EWOR, who normally turns up to fire bomb the hash with a ring stinging curry
didnt make it
 
The good news is that after 51 weeks of trying the RA finally hit her straps and delivered
a good circle. we all knew it was going to happen sooner or later.
INFALLABLE set a nice little circuit around Western Park. The WWW got to the bubbles
and chips first. TICK. TOYBOY commented that the scenery looked familiar. well DER.
PP decided that tonight was as good a night as any to declare his undying love for
INFALLABLE using the medium of the walk report to do so.
We welcomed WHIPPET, UDDERLY and the other GERBILS. 
Many Quasi pseudo look a like facsimile founders were placed into the circle. DUMB
DICK HEAD DAVE reminded us of our dearly departed who art in Hash Heaven. 
The years notable runs were detailed off by SEX CHANGE (Oh the memories). Best run
was un-unanimously decided as SCARLETTS Cotter run. The injured hashers were brought
into the circle. We all condemned WXMAN for pushing DIGIT DIGESTER over at Nash
Hash.
 
MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU reached the not inconsiderable mark of 1000 runs.
And talking of numbers, FUDGIT related how WXMAN had done a number two on WXDOG
which somehow resulted in his coat being shorter. (I missed something in translation)
Pooing was involved ???
 
GREASE NIPPLES haircut was called out for public comment / ridicule. RAMBO was
called out for his "Hipster" hair, and we were all reminded about the time that WXMAN
sported a hair style not unlike that worn by a certain dictator from North Korea. 
POP TART drank from her new shoes. Several members agreed that culture had arrived at
Queanbeyan as the Canberra Syphylus Orchestra had played on the riverbank.          
The Bromance between CRASH and BURN and ANKLE BITER continued with the taking
of couple selfies on the run. The RA was roundly criticised for not keeping the sun in the
air an extra hour in the evenings.
   
FLUID MOVEMENT was labled as the "Cat that had found the Cream" Apparently that
was the case in Ballarat (Nuff said)
 
Awards: The Big prick was presented, not surprisingly to CRASH AND BURN
MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU 1000
SUELLEN 969
McTrash 169
 
On ON to the AGPU.  
And remember:
Dead moths make ideal hang gliders for wood lice.